Lava Lamp OracleDESCRIPTION Translucent teal Retro Gs w green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e. g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!

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Gradient Lenses

lightweight fit means they won’t slip or bounce

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decoding mysterious stares

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no bounce aviator sunglasses with polarized lenses packed with UV400 protection

no bounce frames that stay put even if you sweat

We promise we won't judge

these shades bring heat without burning your eyes

To help it last longer