Hippoposterous Original Artthe story This is a tiny hippo in a bowl of Froot Loops. Or is it a normal sized hippo in a giant bowl of Froot Loops? Either way, its preposterous. Most serious people dont have time for the preposterous. They have much more important things to concern themselves with. Of course they are also riddled with Adultitis, make terrible leaders, and never change the world. Consider the smartphone: a device in which you can look up any fact in the world. Or

What Are People Saying

but if you ask me

We lose the game

They go so over-the-top in their commitment to the bit

That would be even weirder

But I bet that number is a lot smaller than we think it is

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we asked people to share the food they associate most with childhood

We get made fun of in the schoolyard

a streak of color in your hair

Your stamina may be depleted

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