Jonny Firestorm vs. Justin RageLet's be honest, whenever someone steps in the ring with an underground wrestling legend like Jonny Firestorm, you expect them to get the snot beat out of them. Most people believe that, and so does Jonny. Jonny firmly believes, almost to his detriment, that there is no one who can best him in the squared circle. So when Firestorm finds himself staring across the ring at Justin Rage, a smaller, less powerful opponent, he is supremely confident, and

the only thing that will help this ailing hero is a dose of something special

so he stuffs him with a rag

I am sure he thinks he is still “King of the Underground” (and who am I to argue

Soon sweaty bodies are grinding and colliding in corners and strained voices scream for mercy as one test of strength after another produces only more sweat and stinging pain

That pendulous protuberance in his pouch could wipe out a city block

Enter Chase Sinn

Another villain vanquished and Comet Man is off to his next adventure

Wing Boy brings an exciting vocal performance to his matches

The next lock up sees Oliver’s legs spread wide in a humiliating ass-to-the-camera shot

There is a definite feeling of Jonny not willing to hand over the underground reins to the next generation just yet

package exposing spladle

Hartley hip-locks his way back onto the offense