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even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence

and polarised chrome lenses with UV400 protection will keep your peepers safe and sound

That's why you need these totally mod

Float like a flamingo

Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979

Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine

YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL

you'll look like a paddleboarding pro until your core gives out and you flop like an exhausted sea lion

Perfect for bigger noggins or massive style icons

confident energy to brown tortoiseshell Grand G frames with brown non-reflective lenses

or Taco Runs

we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse