Dodge the Draft, Throat the Shaft Bumper StickerFunny Sticker Dodge the Draft, Throat the Shaft* If youve ever looked at modern politics and thought, Wow, this feels like a fever dream written by a raccoon with a bad gambling problem, congratulations youre exactly who this Funny Sticker was made for. This satirical, unhinged, historicallyiffy masterpiece pokes fun at the endless saga of presidents, rumors, scandals, and the weird American tradition of pretending were shocked by any of it. Enter:

The cover is a striking black-and-white "Happy Birthday" in dripping paint-style lettering — and the art sets the tone before they ever open it

So what are you waiting for

Because the moment they open this refined little card

and 2″ deep while weighing just over a pound

not a melody

and keep it on the fridge for a month

Ready to ship Custom made in Atlanta

This funny sticker is designed to withstand rain

tailgates and angry commuters

road warriors

UV laminated (won’t bleach out like Trump’s spray tan)

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