Bathroom Hideout Club Adult Unisex TeeMembership is automatic. Meetings are held behind a locked door, phone in hand, while someone bangs on the other side asking if you are done yet. The Details: Blue ink on a yellow tee in a rounded badge seal design. Arched text at the top reads "TAKE REFUGE IN" followed by "The" in small script, then "BATHROOM" in large bold block lettering, "FREE HIDEOUT WIFI" on the next line with "HIDEOUT" emphasized, and "Club" in flowing script below. Along the

"Urban" in blue

then a diamond-shaped emblem with an all-seeing eye

The kid who makes the whole dinner table laugh while covered in spaghetti sauce

To the lower right

"'85 Champions" arcs in outlined varsity lettering

and "Express" in bold yellow below

gold text reads "Athl

There is a very specific order of operations in this house

white-on-black with a vintage sports typography aesthetic

A yellow playground slide with blue ladder sits between the first two lines

Still the MVP

This is advanced toddler engineering