Disappointed SighDid you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that its too much of an effort to do all the sighing yourself. This 3" Disappointed Sigh noisemaker makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. It includes four sighs male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press of the button automated dismay, you can

This display box of Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Tentacles is the perfect way to purchase for parties

but it’s important to remember to do monkey

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These Racing Rubber Chickens are a pull-back

Wort (the Second Meanest Man in the World)

These pull-back hooded skeletons point the way forward with a bony hand as their spring-loaded motor propels them towards infinity

You’ll get 36 Nose Finger Puppets in a display box

Great for nightblogging

or can just sit on your mantle

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and these horned

hand-blown glass ornaments look just like regular ornaments from the front